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Your face is a fucking chump.
Oooooh.
That was the worst comeback I have ever witnessed.
Your face is the worst comeback humanity has ever witnessed.
You do realise that we basically have the same face, right?
Shit—
That’s what I thought.
Your face is a fucking chump.
Oooooh.
That was the worst comeback I have ever witnessed.
Your face is the worst comeback humanity has ever witnessed.
You do realise that we basically have the same face, right?
No.
I knew you was a sharp boy darlin.
I knew you had flawless grammar, “darlin’.”
Flawless grammar is for chumps.
Funny, ‘cause your grammar ain’t flawless, and you’re still a chump.
Your face is a fucking chump.
Oooooh.
That was the worst comeback I have ever witnessed.
No.
I knew you was a sharp boy darlin.
I knew you had flawless grammar, “darlin’.”
Flawless grammar is for chumps.
Funny, ‘cause your grammar ain’t flawless, and you’re still a chump.
topedotestification replied to your post: ♫I just called to say I love you, I just called to say how much I care. I just called to say I love yooooooou. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart. ♫
It took you that long to figure that out?No.
I knew you was a sharp boy darlin.
I knew you had flawless grammar, “darlin’.”
topedotestification replied to your post: ♫I just called to say I love you, I just called to say how much I care. I just called to say I love yooooooou. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart. ♫
It took you that long to figure that out?
No.
 | topedotestification: ♫I just called to say I love you, I just called to say how much I care. I just called to say I love yooooooou. And I mean it from the bottom of my heart. ♫ |
I’m convinced that you’re six years old.
| topedotestification: ♫No April rain, no flowers bloom, no wedding Saturday within the month of June.But what it is, is something true, made up of these three words that I must say to you. ♫ |
Are you trying to be romantic.
| topedotestification: ♫No New Year's Day to celebrate, no chocolate covered candy hearts to give away, no first of spring, no song to sing, in fact here's just another ordinary day. ♫ |
What are you doing.
Don’t try touching me in my sleep I have interesting reflexes.
Dude I’m not going to touch you while you’re sleeping I’m gonna wait for you to wake up.
Can’t pick a deadbolt from the inside, on the outside, sweetheart.
ughhhhhh.
♦ ♦ ♦
♦
I’m outtie.I need sleep.
I’ll be over soon.
♦
Don’t try touching me in my sleep I have interesting reflexes.
ughhhhhh.
♦ ♦ ♦
♦
I’m outtie.
I need sleep.
Nope.
Edging it is then.
Nope.
♦
ughhhhhh.
Nope.
Edging it is then.
Nope.
Nope.
Stooooooop.
Nope.